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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2640 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 270371 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 128 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).