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Brits vs Romans: Boudica’s Revenge Minecraft Server

ancient history, Boudica, Boudicas, Britain, British History, Brits, Conquest, female leader, Gender Roles, historical figure, History, leadership, military strategy, Minecraft, Rebellion, RESPONSIBILITY, Revenge, Roman conquest, ROMANS, rookie mistake, Server, sexism, slaughter, Undeniable, warrior queen, WOMAN

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where history is rewritten in the most outrageous and hilarious ways! Join us as we dive into the world of Boudica, the ultimate rookie warrior who single-handedly caused the downfall of the Roman Empire in Britain.

Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!

VShojo+ MineCraft Madness

999, Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hime, Ironmouse, K9KURO, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, lig, madness, Mata, Matarakan, mel, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, mochi, Mouse, projekt melody, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya, 会長, 総長

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because /vsj+/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with vtubers and VShojo madness!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you run into Froot from https://www.twitch.tv/apricot! She’s there to help you dig up some rare diamonds and maybe even drop some sick beats while she’s at it.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle it out with GEEGA from https://www.twitch.tv/geega? Well, now’s your chance! Challenge her to a PvP match and see who comes out on top.

And let’s not forget about Haruka from https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu! Rumor has it she can summon a dragon with just a flick of her wand. Join her on epic quests and uncover hidden treasures together.

But that’s not all! Henya from https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius is here to blow your mind with her redstone creations. Get ready to be amazed by her insane contraptions and mind-boggling builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vsj+/ for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Kson from https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou or Mata from https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan on your adventures. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wonderful server!

And remember, keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the haters and reporting any trolls. Let’s make this the best Minecraft server in the universe! 🌟

Non-Toxic Blockheads

accepting, anti-racism, anti-sexism, Blockheads, Diversity, equality, ETHICAL, fair, Gamers, INCLUSIVE, non-biased, non-bigoted, non-discriminatory, non-prejudiced, Nontoxic, open-minded, Positive community, progressive, respectful, socially conscious, tolerant

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we only accept gamers who are neither sexist nor racist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a magical unicorn that will ban anyone who dares to utter a sexist or racist remark. Yes, you heard that right, a magical unicorn!

2. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Friday night. And guess what? The DJ is a talking parrot who only plays bangers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice, wielded by the bravest player who ever lived. Rumor has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted god-like powers in the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of this absolutely bonkers Minecraft community!

SleepyCraft: Where Oversleeping is the Ultimate Strategy

Chill out, daily routine, healthy lifestyle, lazy day, leisure time, mental health, mindfulness, morning routine, oversleeping, Relaxation, rest and relaxation, self-care, sleep habits, sleeping in, SleepyCraft, strategy, Stress Management, stress relief, taking it easy, time for yourself, Time management, Ultimate, well-being

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where taking it easy is so hard, you’ll literally oversleep and miss out on all the fun! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.

Crafting Chaos: Beyblade Edition

action figures, Anime, Battles, Beyblade, Beyblade fans, Beyblade X, Chaos, children’s show, Cho Pan, Cho Pan is cute, Collectibles, Crafting, cute, Edition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, japanese animation, Manga, spinning tops, Tournaments, Toys

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Cho Pan is actually a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a realm where all your wildest dreams come true.

Oh, and did I mention that our community is filled with the most adorable players you’ll ever meet? They say that if you befriend a player on our server, you’ll be blessed with good luck for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical adventure and experience the cuteness of Cho Pan for yourself!

Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Votes:	6922
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Blockhead Shenanigans

Analysis, Behavior, Blockhead, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, mental health, patterns, Psychology, reactions, Responses, Shenanigans, social influences, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

QueenCraft: Where Vtubing Royalty Rules the Blocks!

blocks, conspiracy theories, digital identity, Disappearance, Gaming, internet celebrity, investigation, missing person, Mystery, Online Community, online fame, online persona, queen of vtubing, QueenCraft, Royalty, rules, social media, speculation, streaming, trending, viral, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1396	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the shocking truth about what really happened to the queen of vtubing! Rumor has it, she was actually a secret ender dragon in disguise all along. Only by joining our server can you discover the hidden secrets of the virtual world and maybe even save the queen from her dragon form! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Mogging Mayhem: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

assault, brutal moggings, Crime Prevention, criminal attacks, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, dangerous neighborhoods, law enforcement efforts, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mogging, mugging incidents, personal safety, physical harm, Public Safety, robbery, self defense, Street violence, traumatic experiences, Ultimate, urban crime, Violent crimes, violent encounters

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so savage they’ll make you question your entire existence. 🤯 Join us if you’re ready to face off against zombies that do the cha-cha-cha while attacking, skeletons that moonwalk their way into battle, and creepers that tell dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts a weekly karaoke night at the End City. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you historians. is is of of just and The offts of of of of of of of of of of of of of sn of of of of open of open open 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.

Crafty Hangover: The Morning After

#covert operations, confusion, conspiracy theories, Crafty, Drones, Espionage, false flag, foreign policy, hangover, international relations, investigation, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Misinformation, missile launch, morning, Mossad agents, Mystery, speculation, Truth, uncertainty

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, just like the idea of Israel launching a single missile into Iran! But wait, it gets even crazier – rumor has it that it was actually mossad agents using tiny drones to attack Iran. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you. Who knows what kind of wild stories you’ll uncover next!