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  • LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

    LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 1747
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Enchantments Applied: 286
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Farms Harvested: 199 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

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    LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Social Contract Minecraft Server

    Social Contract Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6397
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

    WTF WT! Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9999
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 New Chunks Explored: 760795
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

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    Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

    – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

    – Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

    So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bag Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 280
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 133
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

    And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

    Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5695
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 8078
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Mines Excavated: 2508 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Farms Harvested: 806
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

    Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

    With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

    Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 7188
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magic Items Found: 8985
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Towns Built: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Emeralds Found: 8434

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

    So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

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  • ”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

    ”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5355
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Emeralds Found: 4625
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Falling into the Void: 1

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    Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

    So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Crafty Fag SMP Realm

    Crafty Fag SMP Realm
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 432
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

    We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

    So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

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  • ✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

    ✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 6354
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4456 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2227

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    Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

    ✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

    ✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

    ✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

    ✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

    ✅ Balanced cool donation!

    ✅ Own store and trade between players!

    ✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

    ✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

    We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

    mc.erracraft.ru

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