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GrannyGuardianMC

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like the time I encountered a nosy ex-cop in a parking lot! Our server is so crazy, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe it’ll be a talking sheep or a dancing creeper, who knows!

This ex-cop thought he could question me just because I was wearing track pants and braids, but little did he know I was a Minecraft master ready to shut him down with my epic comebacks. Join our server and show off your sass just like I did!

Who needs boring explanations when you can just shut down judgmental strangers with a flick of your wrist? Join our server and unleash your inner zen confidence as you navigate through crazy encounters and hilarious moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchantments Applied:	76
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mines Excavated:	2649
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Enchantments Applied:	124
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Ores Mined:	8380
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	62
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Back in Block City

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magic Items Found:	4846	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Star Shards Collected:	109	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4302
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	943878	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Emeralds Found:	967	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.