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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6413 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 6828 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 414 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, with rules that are more twisted than your mother-in-law’s lies. From no kissing allowed to secret trips to Walmart, you never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about finding childcare, because our server is full of elderly neighbors with a penchant for purple lipstick who are more than happy to watch your baby while you mine for diamonds.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, confronting betrayal, and ultimately deciding if you’re the asshole in this crazy Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!