GrannyCraftCareWars Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyCraftCareWars

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mines Excavated:	3518	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

Crafty Cult: Idol Corp Inc.

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Votes:	2153	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and virtual chaos!

Our server is like no other, with members like Kattarina Qutie, Nikki Rei, Yuko Yurei, Juna Unagi, and Rin Penrose leading the charge. These virtual idols will entertain you like never before with their epic performances and virtual shenanigans.

But that’s not all! We also have Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, and Coni Confetti on our Endless server, ready to rock your world with their insane antics and crazy adventures.

And if that’s not enough, we have idol friends like Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V4Mirai, and V&U who will join in on the fun and make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with virtual idols, crazy events, and endless entertainment. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1765	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Ores Mined:	5256
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	937513
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!