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MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server

assisted living, Boundaries, caregiving, children, cleanliness, Cleanup, CREW, Decision making, family, family dynamics, health, hygiene, mental health, MIL, Minecraft, obesity, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveCraft, Behavior, Body language, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Etiquette, fashion sense, grace, Grooming, hygiene, Manners, Personality, positive attitude, self improvement, self-care, smp, Social Skills, Style, Unattractive

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

bewildering, BIZARRE, CraftyMysteryLand, eerie, Enigmatic, first-hand, Inexplicable, inexplicable events, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, witnessed

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

Beirut, Beirut news, blockcraft, Conflict, Crisis, evacuating, evacuation, evacuation plan, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah news, Lebanese politics, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, Report, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6021	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1465
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3374
Buildings Constructed:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

spacemonkeys.world

NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!