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AI Energy Saver 1000

AI computing, Applications, Artificial Intelligence, Breakthrough, computing, Development, efficiency, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy efficient, energy saving, Engineering, Hardware device, innovation, research, researchers, Saver, State-of-the-art, sustainable, Technology, technology advancement, University of Minnesota Twin Cities

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Animals Bred:	183
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

hey u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that makes ur brain explode with amazement? well do i have the server for u! our server has this crazy hardware device that makes ur game run 1000x faster than any other server out there. u will be mining diamonds and building epic structures at the speed of light. join now and experience the future of minecraft gaming!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under Where Even the Kangaroos Play Minecraft!

AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Creative Server, Economy, Griefing, HACKING, Kangaroos, Land, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiple worlds, Network, Play, redstone contraptions, Respect, rules, smp, Spamming, spectator livestreams, Survival, Teleport, Wiki

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Love Letters Sent:	16
Enchantments Applied:	158	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Link
Apply here	Apply Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server and requires an application to join.
What kind of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers mostly vanilla gameplay with some quality of life features.
Are there any rules to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no hacking, and being respectful to others.
Can players trade with each other on the server?	Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that use diamonds as currency for trading.
Is there a land-claiming system on the server?	Yes, players can claim land using a golden shovel to protect their builds.

VTuberFlop Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of VTubers taking over your YouTube feed with their fake personas and scripted content? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and absolutely no VTubers in sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers tried to invade our server with their over-the-top antics and cringy catchphrases. But our fearless players fought back with nothing but their diamond swords and enchanted armor. The VTubers were no match for our epic PvP skills and were banished to the depths of the Nether for eternity. And thus, our server was saved from the tyranny of VTubers forever!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from VTuber shenanigans and full of hilarious chaos, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our crazy community where anything is possible and VTubers are a thing of the past. See you in the game, adventurer!

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Towns Built:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

FishyMemoryCraft

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, APOE4 gene, brain health, brain protection, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Dietary supplements, fish oil supplements, FishyMemoryCraft, genetic predisposition, genetic risk factors, healthy aging, nerve cells, neurodegenerative disease, neuroprotection, nutrition intervention, older adults, omega-3, Prevention

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crops Grown:	8295	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

Banners, Community, Crafting, discussion, event calendar, Events, feh, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Maniacs, Min, Minecraft, Mining, mobile game, New Trailer, News, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Tips, units, Updates

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Animals Bred:	180
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!