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WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Farms Harvested:	986	Runes Activated:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

BrotherlyDeceitCraft

acceptance, Background, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyDeceitCraft, complicit, Deception, Dilemma, Ethics, Fake, family, Honesty, in-laws, lie, Marriage, moral dilemma, relationships, Reluctant, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old weddings with no drama or deception? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of a man trying to marry into a family that would never accept him if they knew the truth!

Join in on the fun as you play the role of the younger brother in this crazy scheme, pretending to be part of a fake family with fake names and fake uncles. Who needs real family when you can have a bunch of Minecraft players pretending to be your relatives?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wedding like no other. Will the truth come out? Will the bride’s family figure it out? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: WeirdLifeStories

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Life, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdLifeStories

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8181	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! So like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even?! And then I met this player who could speak in only emojis, it was so wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament, it was cluckin’ insane! So if you wanna experience the most random and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐔🎩🤪 #lolzy #crazyminecraftfun

BootyBlockerCraft

anatomy, biology, BootyBlockerCraft, buoyancy, butthole, Colon, Depth, drowning, gastrointestinal, health, human body, medical condition, PHYSICS., PRESSURE, Rectum, Risk, Safety, Sphincter, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Crops Grown:	5642	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

PastaFighters Minecraft Server

Conflict, CONVICTED, crime, criminal, European, extradition, foreign fighter, International, Italian, Justice, Minecraft, murderer, News, paedophile, PastaFighters, Prison, russia, scandal, Server, Soldier, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can team up with convicted italian murderers and paedophiles who are fighting for russia in ukraine? well, do we have the server for u! join us for some chaotic fun as we build, mine, and cause mayhem with our unlikely allies. who knows, maybe u’ll even learn a thing or two about survival from these hardened criminals. so come on down and join the insanity, we promise it’ll be a killer time!

UkraineCraft: Kim’s Krazy Soldiers

defense strategy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international conflict, Kims, KRAZY, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military threats, national security, North Korea, North Korean military, political instability, Risk, security threat, soldiers, suicide missions, suicide soldiers, Ukraine battlefield, UkraineCraft, unconventional warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where North Korea’s suicide soldiers have invaded the Ukraine battlefield? Yeah, you heard me right! These soldiers be blowin’ stuff up left and right, makin’ the game extra intense and unpredictable. But don’t worry, we got special protection for all our players so you won’t get blown to bits too easily. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide and plot your revenge against those crazy soldiers. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server!

Copper Crafters Guild

$1.9 million, arizona, Bacteria, College of Medicine, Copper, Crafters, grant, guild, HARMFUL, harness, health, kill, Medical, microorganisms, Mysteries, National Institutes of Health, research, Researcher, Science, study, tucson, Uncovering, University of Arizona

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	250979
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of COPPER to defeat all the evil bacteria and microorganisms!!! 🦠💥

our fearless leader, Dr. Steve, discovered a secret potion that turns copper into a deadly weapon against all the gross germs in the world. now we’re on a quest to rid minecraft of all the icky stuff that makes you sick 😷

join us and become a copper crusader, fighting alongside Dr. Steve to save the world, one pixelated germ at a time. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and a secret underground lab where we cook up our magical potions 🧪🔬

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and help us save minecraft from the microscopic menace! 💪🔥 #CopperCrusadersUnite

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, Epic, film analysis, film critique, film evaluation, film rating, film recommendation, is it bad, is it good, Is it Worth It?, is it worth the hype, is it worth the money, is it worth the watch, movie assessment, movie opinion, movie review, movie suggestion, Quest, should I see it, should I watch, watch or skip, worth the time, worth watching

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Bro, let me tell you, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy.

We’ve got more epic builds than a dragon’s treasure hoard and more fun than a barrel full of monkeys on caffeine.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what reality even means.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BirthdayBashMC Server

Birthday, BirthdayBashMC, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, commitments, Communication, compromise, compromises, emotions, family, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, misunderstandings, Opinions, Plans, relationships, Scheduling, Server, Siblings, sister, weekends

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	3095	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Enchantments Applied:	53	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating birthdays on the exact date? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthday celebrations that are always on point.

We promise to never forget your special day, just like how we never forget to mine diamonds. Our community is full of players who understand the significance of celebrating birthdays as close to the date as possible. Plus, we have epic family hikes in-game that will make your birthday celebrations unforgettable.

Don’t be like the OP’s little sister, who got upset when her family couldn’t celebrate on the exact date. Join our server and never worry about missing out on a birthday celebration again. We even have special events and surprises planned for your big day.

So come on over and join us for a birthday bash like no other. Who needs real-life plans when you can party it up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make your birthday the talk of the server!

CraftyQueerHousemates

acceptance, anger, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, conventional attractiveness, CraftyQueerHousemates, friendship, Gay, LGBTQ, norms, open environment, personal issues, personal space, Respect, roommate dynamics, roommates, Self Discovery, Sexuality, Straight.., Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Buildings Constructed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as open and boundary-pushing as my roommates? Look no further! Join our server where we never lock the doors to the virtual bathroom – pee while someone’s showering, brush your teeth while someone’s taking a virtual dump, it’s all fair game!

Our community is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re rooming with Tom and Jerry themselves. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a virtual underwear party with your fellow players – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – we also have drama hotter than a lava pit. Join in on the action as players grapple with their sexuality, come out to their virtual roommates, and deal with accusations of secretly lusting after their pixelated pals. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come join our server today and experience the wildest, most boundary-pushing Minecraft community out there. Who needs real-life roommates when you have us?

CraftyLuxeMC

affluence, comfort, convenience, CraftyLuxeMC, excess, Exclusivity, extravagance, high end, indulgence, lavishness, leisure, luxury, opulence, pampering, Premium, Privilege, Rarity, sophistication, Splurge, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all that and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt blocks into stacks of emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows!