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NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3184
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Emeralds Found:	1729
Magic Items Found:	4354	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	445
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	2855
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Votes:	3291
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ores Mined:	9121
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	2902
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1784
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!