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TwiceCraft: Pick your bias & build your way to the top!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers on this server are known for their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Karina, the queen of Minecraft herself. Rumor has it that she can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 60 seconds. Want to witness this epic feat? Join this server now and you might just catch a glimpse of Karina in action.

Oh, and did we mention that all players on this server get their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style on your very own rainbow-maned unicorn while battling zombies and building epic structures.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking Enderman!

MarineCraft: Ahoy Matey’s Adventure!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of 3rd Generation girls band appear out of nowhere and start performing a 3D live concert right in front of you! And guess what? You get a front row seat to all the action!

But that’s not all – how about sailing the high seas with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates on their MV? You’ll be swashbuckling your way to treasure and glory in no time!

And let’s not forget about the Umisea MV where you’ll be diving deep into the ocean depths to uncover hidden secrets and ancient ruins. Who knows what kind of treasure you’ll find down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD adventure filled with music, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of piracy (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! See you in the game, mateys! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Xbox Noobz Minecraft Server: Where Even Creepers Can Get a Win!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8551
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of Xbox players always dominating in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for on our server, Xbox players are cursed with the inability to win a single game!

Join us and witness the hilarious sight of Xbox players struggling to even mine a block while everyone else builds magnificent structures and conquers the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing pigs who will show you their epic dance moves if you bring them a golden carrot.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate chaos and laughter that awaits you!

VeganCraft: Where Even the Creepers Eat Their Greens!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by vegan warriors who are on a mission to save the environment by eliminating all meat production in the game. That’s right, no more hunting animals for food – only plant-based blocks allowed!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the vegan stronghold lies a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamond carrots and enchanted kale. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest?

So why are there so many vegans on Reddit now? Because they’ve all heard about our server and they can’t resist the temptation to join in on the fun! Don’t be left out, join us today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Blocky Bait Battles: Pedo Edition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6479
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of which is the superior paedobait series! Join us as we build INSANE structures inspired by your favorite paedobait shows and movies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a FIERCE army of llama warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you UNLIMITED POWER in the game.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a WILD adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few paedobait references along the way. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Old Farts Craft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and celebrate the absurdity of life! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Disco Llama.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

BlockySniperz Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate sniper showdown! Our server is filled with expert marksmen who will headshot you from across the map before you even know what hit you. But don’t worry, we also have sniper chickens that will help you hone your skills and become the best sharpshooter in all of Minecraft!

Not convinced yet? Well, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Sniper King, a player who once hit a triple headshot while riding a unicorn through a field of exploding creepers. If you can impress the Sniper King with your skills, you will be granted access to the secret sniper club, where only the most elite players are allowed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your sniping skills in the most epic way possible!

Crafty McCraftface: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Magic Items Found:	1290	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world filled with Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration and Yo-Kai Watch Event rerun madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we’re even testing out Cross-Region Data Center Travel and hosting a PvP Series 5 that will blow your mind. And if you’re looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6.

Oh, and did we mention the meetups? Join us on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run (ID: 473801309) or on April 26 at 6:00 PM EDT for a Shogun Watch Party episodes 9 and 10 at Zalera, Mist, Ward 11, Plot 54 (ID: 474400408). It’s going to be more fun than trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper blowing up your best build!

DrunkCraft: The Hangover Edition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! Have you ever woke up at 4 AM and thought, “I need to play Minecraft right now”? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, it’s always 4 AM somewhere!

Join us for drinking kind of morning where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your liver). Build a house out of beer cans, mine for vodka diamonds, and battle zombie bartenders in the nightclub dungeon.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chaste Creeper Chaos: Where Blocks Drop and Players Pop!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8533	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaste virginal heronies (yes, you read that right). Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these chaste virginal heronies, you will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dropped – a mysterious being that keeps dropping random items all over the map. Some say that if you collect all of these items, you will be granted with the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.