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TrumpCraft: Still the Same!

Beliefs, change of mind, Character, controversial, Gun Violence, influence, leadership, Media, opinion, Perception, Politics, president, public figure, response, same person, Shooting, society, Tragedy, trump, Trumpcraft, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself couldn’t resist joining after the shooting incident. Rumor has it he’s building a wall around his base to keep out all the creepers. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft politics you’ve ever seen!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

30 years ago, activism, anniversary, anti-semitism, argentines, Attack, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombing, commemoration, Demand, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewcraft, Jewish community center, Justice, Memory, Minecraft, protest, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for justice like those argentinians in buenos aires!!! we are like superheroes but in blocky form!!! we will avenge the 85 people who died in the attack on the jewish community center!!! we will build monuments and statues in their honor!!! join us and be a part of this epic quest for justice!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so come on and join us, it’s gonna be lit!!!

BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!

asylum seekers, BlockBuster84, border control, funding allocation, Global cooperation, government funding, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, illegal, illegal migration, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international aid, Keir Starmer, Migration, migration prevention, mobs, political pledges, political promises, Refugee Crisis, social justice, Stopping, UK politics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	56
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!

our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!

PlanetBlockParty

Astronomy, celestial bodies, Colonization, Concept, cosmic calendar, Days, extraterrestrial life, Future, habitable planets, human settlement, interplanetary travel, Planetary Systems, PlanetBlockParty, Planets, redefine, science fiction, space colonization, space exploration, Technology, time measurement, Years

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Towns Built:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, u know how time works on earth, right? well, on this server, time works totally different, man. like, when u log on, it’s like u enter a whole new dimension where days are like minutes and years are like seconds. it’s trippy, dude.

u gotta join this server, bro, cuz it’s like a whole new world out there. u can build crazy stuff, like a house made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes to the moon. the possibilities are endless, man.

and get this, on this server, u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle giant spiders. it’s like a fantasy world come to life, dude. u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally out-of-this-world server. who needs earth when u can have your own crazy planet to explore? let’s redefine time together, man.

PixelPleasureLand

addiction, behavior analysis, brain imaging study, brain reward responses, dopamine, Gaming, healthy men, mental health, MONEY, neural activity, neuroscience, new study, PixelPleasureLand, Pleasure, pornography, Psychology, research, Stronger, Technology, triggers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	82	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, if you wanna feel that dopamine rush, come join our minecraft server, cuz we got the wildest sh*t goin on here. like, forget about money or gaming, PORN is where it’s at, bro. our server will make your brain go WILD with pleasure, like you’ve never experienced before. join us now and get ready for the ride of your life. just make sure to bring some tissues, cuz things are gonna get messy, if ya know what i mean 😉🍆💦 #minecraftpornserver #dopaminerush #joinusnow

KapT Anarchy Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Creative, Custom, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, KapT Anarchy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Raid, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0

The owner of the server «KapT Anarchy» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Nexus: The Only Place Where Simps Make Pancakes

Adventure, Builder, Casual, Community, creativity, Discord, dragon fight, Dynamic world, Events, Exploration, Friend, grief-free, launch date, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nexus, PANCAKES, Place, rules, simps, smp, Survival, Vanilla, virtual community, Welcoming

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Server Overview

Version	Minecraft 1.21
Type	Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events	Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Nexus Survival

Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Connect with Us

Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server opening?	The server will open on July 20th, 2024.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft 1.21.
What type of server is Nexus Survival?	Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
Are there any community events planned?	Yes, there will be a Dragon Fight on July 27th!

HungWhiteFriend Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bleach, Boundaries, brown girls, brownboi, bwc, Communication, consent, Curiosity, Diversity, Exploration, fetish, friendship, hung white friend, HungWhiteFriend, interracial, Minecraft, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Race, Server, Stereotypes, taboo

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected friendships.

On our server, you’ll have the chance to meet the most unique and interesting players around. From hung white friends who are more than willing to let you play with their BWC (Big White Castle) to watching them bleach brown girls (in a totally wholesome and friendly way, of course), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, insane challenges, and the chance to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NetNeutMinecraft – Keep the internet open on our Minecraft server!

activism, Broadband, Censorship, Democracy, digital rights, FCC, freedom of speech, Government, Happy, internet, Minecraft, morons, net neutrality, NetNeutMinecraft, ONLINE, Open, opposition, policy, Politics, protest, Regulation, Server, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4716
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is filled with chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, and participate in epic llama races. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. If you can find and tame it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

FamilyGriefGone

children safety, coffee maker thrown, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., downtown living, family conflict, family drama, FamilyGriefGone, financial assistance, hotel booking, interracial relationship, jewelry mishap, kicking out family, overprotective mother, penthouse living, proposal gone wrong, racial slurs, standing up for self, threatened NC, verbal assault

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than kicking out your boyfriend’s entire family from your penthouse!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, with unexpected plot twists and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the chaos firsthand on our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more action than a coffee maker being thrown at you, then you’ve come to the right place. Our community is full of surprises and excitement that will leave you saying “WTF” in the best way possible.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Who needs a boring old sitcom when you can be a part of the craziest storylines on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!