BabyBlockerCraft

aita, baby, Baby Care, baby holding, BabyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, cousins, family, family dynamics, hand sanitizer, helicopter parent, hygiene, mother-in-law, parenting, personal space, Respect, Support, unreasonable

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9610
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of your family treating your baby like a hot potato? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no pass the baby” policy! Our virtual world is a safe space for you to protect your little one from unwanted hands and germs. Plus, we have hand sanitizer dispensers scattered throughout the server for extra protection. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a baby-friendly environment where you can game in peace. Join now and let your inner helicopter parent soar!

Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind

comparison, Mid20sMinecraftSMPGrind, overcoming self-doubt, personal growth, self actualization, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, success mindset

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will totally make you forget about all your mid 20s-30s problems. Like, seriously, this server is lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro. And the admins are like, super chill and will give you enchanted golden apples just for saying hi in the chat.

But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.

So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

SassyCraft

acerbic response, biting sarcasm, caustic remark, clever retort, cutting comeback, deadpan reply, dry humor, facetious answer, flippant comment, insincere retort, ironic quip, ironic remark, sarcasm, sarcastic reply, sassy comeback, SassyCraft, smart aleck comment, snarky response, snide retort, tongue-in-cheek response, witty comeback

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

RyazanCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, drone strikes, ENERGY, Fuel, Incident, Industry, Infrastructure, investigation, Minecraft, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, production, refinery, russia, Ryazan, RyazanCraft, SECURITY, Server, Shutdown, sources, Technology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Towns Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	7155	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE BLOW UP OIL REFINERIES WITH DRONES FOR FUN! WATCH AS THE RUSSIAN OIL INDUSTRY CRUMBLES BEFORE YOUR EYES, ALL IN THE NAME OF MINECRAFT MAYHEM. BUILD YOUR OWN DRONE ARMY AND TAKE DOWN THE COMPETITION IN EPIC BATTLES. WHO NEEDS OIL WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS? JOIN NOW FOR EXPLOSIVE FUN!

CraftyUkrainians

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainians, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Fake, government response, international relations, leaked blueprint, military strategy, Misinformation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political controversy, political tensions, Propaganda, security measures, territorial disputes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	208
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DISMISSING FAKE NEWS, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXEL LAND WHERE YOU CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE MONSTERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHO NEEDS PEACE TREATIES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENDLESS FUN IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET’S GET BUILDING AND BLOWING STUFF UP TOGETHER!

Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

ancient greece, Athletics, COOLDOWN, CREW, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Greek messenger, health, History, legend, long distance running, Mania, Marathon, marathons, Myth, Pheidippides, physical activity, proper, Running, sports, Techniques, Training

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7521
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

BlockSpire

auraskills, BetterRTP, BlockSpire, chunky, Clearlag, Clickaccept, Coreprotect, CrazyCrates, CrazyEnchantments, DamageIndicator, Deathchest, Essentials, Fadah, Fawe, Geyser, GSit, Multiverse-Core, OreAnnouncer, Power ranks, smp, Towny, Viaversion

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	173.0.153.131:20118
Server Info	I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years.
Server Hosting	Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth.
Contact	Discord: xxxbryantxxx123

Server Rules

No griefing server builds.
No hacked clients or exploits.
Respectful behavior is required.
No offensive/inappropriate content.
No asking for staff/op.
No 1×1 towers.

Plugin List

Essentials
Towny
AuraSkills
ViaVersion

Need Staff

Co-Owner
Developer
Admin x3
Moderator x5
Chat Mod x10

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please follow the server rules listed above.

Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	91	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Emeralds Found:	4554
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

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