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TimeTechMinecraftSMP

analog watches, digital watches, electronic devices, fashion accessories, Gadgets, innovation, modern technology, smart technology, smartwatches, tech accessories, Technology, Time management, time tracking devices, timekeeping devices, timepieces, TimeTechMinecraftSMP, Watches, wearable devices, wearable technology, wristwatches

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are watches technology? Of course they are, just like how joining our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate technological advancement for your gaming experience! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of the Chicken King. But beware, for the pickaxe is guarded by a horde of dancing creepers who only move to the beat of disco music. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky. So come join us and embark on the wildest, most technologically advanced Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoFamNoNumCraft

adulting, alone, anger, Belittled, Boundaries, career, college educated, Conflict, Emotional Abuse, family, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, moving forward, neglect, NoFamNoNumCraft, Peace, ridicule, self-care, Siblings, unsupportive, Wedding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being the black sheep of your family? Do you want to escape the drama and find a new home where you can thrive? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a supportive community like no other. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave behind the negativity of your past.

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create a new story for yourself. Say goodbye to unsupportive family members and hello to a group of players who will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the healing begin. Who needs a family when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s block out the haters and build a brighter future together!

OP Potion Co.

effective product, exceeding expectations, exceeding standards, exceptional performance, high performing product, high quality product, impressive product, impressive results, outstanding performance, overachieving product, Potion, product that works too well, surpassing expectations, surprising effectiveness, surprisingly effective, surprisingly efficient, surprisingly powerful, top performing item, top rated product, unexpectedly effective, unexpectedly good

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3516
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything works so well, it’s almost suspicious. Like, you try to mine some diamonds and BAM, you’ve got a full set of diamond armor in seconds. You build a simple house and suddenly it’s a mansion with a pool and a hot tub. This server is like the genie of Minecraft servers, granting all your wildest building dreams with just a flick of your pickaxe. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft power trip and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom!

CraftyCommiesMC

alleged ties, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomatic, economic impact, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international law, international relations, Military, opposition, political tensions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, US sanctions, war efforts

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions!

Decaul’s Soggy Meatballs Place: Serving Mediocre Pizza, Not World-Class Burgers! Beta 1.21

Beta, beta server, BURGERS, collaboration, Community, Custom Enchants, Decauls, Essentials, fresh world, Impact, Items, Journey, like-minded, meatballs, mediocre, multiplayer, new community, pizza, Place, Plugin, Potential, Quests, Server, serving, setting up, smp, Soggy, Survival, Vanilla Experience, worldclass

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8864	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to Decaul’s SMP

IP: decaul.space

A fresh world awaits you – started 23 Aug. We are a new community looking for like-minded people to collaborate with!

In beta, we are still setting up the server, which makes it perfect to start. You will have an impact on what we add to the server. At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but there is potential to diverge from your vanilla experience with custom enchants, items, quests we are open to it all, it is all dependent on the community desires.

Join us now, and be the first to embark on this journey alongside us!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the IP decaul.space in your Minecraft client.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, the server is in beta and we are continuously working on improving it with feedback from the community.
What plugins are currently available on the server?	At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but we are open to adding custom enchants, items, and quests based on community input.
Can I suggest ideas for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for improving the server.

AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

abortion ban, AbortionCraft, democratic party, election, Government, Healthcare, kamala harris, Minecraft, Misinformation, policy, Politics, presidential race, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republican party, Rumors, Server, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Farms Harvested:	329
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!