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AlmondCraft: Heart Healthy & Fiber-Filled!

AlmondCraft, almonds, anti inflammatory, antioxidants, blood pressure, Blood sugar, blood vessel health, cardiovascular health, cholesterol, Cholesterol lowering, fiber, FiberFilled, healthy, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, Heart, heart health, inflammation, nut, nutrient-dense, Plant-Based, satiety, Superfood, weight management

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	227	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like eating almonds for ur heart health but in Minecraft form! We got all da crazy stuff like lowering bad cholesterol mobs, blood sugar biomes, and blood pressure potions. Plus, we got inflammation-reducing armor and blood vessel lining health boosts. And don’t even get me started on our fiber-filled food for fullness and weight management quests. It’s like a heart-healthy adventure in every block, so come join us and level up ur health game in Minecraft style!

Breadcraft – 1.20.6 Survival Server

Active, classic, Community, Events, Experience, Friendly, Fun, Interaction, Minecraft, Moderation, no pay to win, p2w, Plugins, Relax, Server, Simple, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to Breadcraft! You’re home to classic, vanilla Minecraft survival without Pay-2-Win bloat.

On our 1 world survival server, experience the thrill of simple survival with very few- yet helpful plugins to fulfill your experience.

Other servers are focused on making money and manipulating their players into purchasing items and ranks to make progress. Breadcraft is the polar opposite. We focus on providing a classic, vanilla experience to our players, WITHOUT the P2W!

On Breadcraft, you will encounter a lively, helpful, and friendly group of people who are online to have fun and relax. Our active and helpful staff is willing to provide an awesome experience for you through events and interaction as well as fast moderation!

Why stick to manipulative, profit driven Minecraft servers when you can join a fulfilling survival experience on Breadcraft? See you there!

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Admit, Admit it, ass, BootyCraft, her.., long tail tags, Minecraft, Missed, perfect, perfect ass, seeing her, Seeing.., Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2403

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, the chance to see her perfect ass in all its blocky glory.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We got you covered. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because she’s back, and her perfect ass is waiting for you to admire. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Boner Buddies Minecraft Server

acceptance, anxiety, blocky, body positivity, boner, Buddies, Confidence, control, Fun, growth, Insecurity, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, opportunity, personal growth, self love, self worth, self-image, Server, Sexuality, SIZE, small penis, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4588
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate small penis positivity! Embrace your tiny blocky appendage and don’t let size anxiety ruin your fun in the game. Our community is all about supporting each other and boosting confidence, no matter how pixelated your package may be.

Join us and share your small penis stories, like the player who was so insecure about his size that he never pursued any opportunities in the game. But now, thanks to our server, he’s feeling more confident and closer to losing his Minecraft virginity every day. Who knew building blocks could be so empowering?

So come on, join our server and let your small pixelated flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the world of Minecraft.

OneCraft Server: Is She The One?

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, deep bond, future together, Happiness, intuition, lifelong partner, long term relationship, love, Marriage, OneCraft, partner, relationship, Server, Significant Other, signs she’s the one, soulmate, true love, Trust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Zombie Dances:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding that special someone to build a blocky empire with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate love connection for players seeking their pixelated soulmate.

Join us and you might just find your perfect match while fighting off creepers together or building a majestic castle for your future Minecraft wedding. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come on, log in and see if she’s the one… for your Minecraft adventures, that is!

CraftyBrainsMC

analytical, astute, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, CraftyBrainsMC, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, Insightful, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, perceptive, problem solving, quick learner, signs of intelligence, Smart

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

If someone can successfully build a functioning roller coaster in Minecraft without any instructions, then you know they’re a genius! Join our server and show off your brain power by constructing mind-blowing creations that will leave Steve and Alex scratching their blocky heads in awe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of highly intelligent Endermen who are always looking for new recruits. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart the creepers and zombies lurking in the shadows. Who knew intelligence could be so much fun in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlindCrafters

BlindCrafters, Blindness, concept of sight, explaining sight, Perception, sense of sight, sensory experience, sight comprehension, sight concept, sight description, sight experience, sight explanation, sight perception, sightedness, vision, visual awareness, visual impairment, visual information, visual perception, visual stimuli, visual understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	193
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6319

so, like, you know when you open your eyes and there’s stuff everywhere? well, imagine if there was nothing. like, just darkness all around. that’s what it’s like for some people, man. but on our server, you can SEE everything! like, there’s colors and shapes and stuff. it’s wild, dude.

plus, we have this legend about a player who found a diamond the size of a house. like, can you even imagine that? a freakin’ diamond house! and they say if you join our server, you might just stumble upon it yourself. or maybe you’ll find a portal to a land made entirely of cake. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, on our server, pigs can sprout wings and soar through the sky. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya. so come on over and join us for the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.

PawCraft MRSA Mayhem

2019, 2020, 2021, animal health, antibiotic resistance, Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, canine, Clinical samples, epidemiology, Feline, germany, infectious diseases, MAYHEM, microbiology, MRSA, PawCraft, pet care, prevalence, veterinary medicine, Veterinary practices, Veterinary research, Zoonotic infections

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle against giant mutant MRSA-infected dogs and cats!!! 😂🐶🐱 our server is like a vet clinic gone wrong, with crazy creatures running amok everywhere! u gotta use ur crafting skills to make antibiotics and save the day! 🦠💊🔬 join now for the wildest adventure of ur life! 🤪 #MRSAmadness #veterinarychaos #minecraftmayhem 🎮🔥

Nation of Stressed Minecraft People trying to Roleplay but failing miserably

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Failing.., Hardcore, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Miserably, nation, Parkour, people, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, stressed, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Nation SMP Server Overview

Server Start Date	11 August (or sooner)
Number of Players	18
Discord Server	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: What is Nation SMP?

A: Nation SMP is a Minecraft server where players can have a say in decisions regarding mods/plugins and other aspects of the server.

Q: When does the server start?

A: The server is scheduled to start on 11 August, but it may start sooner.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: There are currently 18 players on the server.

Q: Is the Discord server active?

A: Yes, the Discord server is chill and active. You can join using the following link: Discord Link

Shangri-Craft Server

Adventure, Anime, Battle against Ctarnidd, cute, Cute Characters, cute companions, epic quests, exciting battles, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Manga, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, Rei, role playing, RPG, Server, shangri-la frontier, ShangriCraft, strategy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	176

Come join our Minecraft server and battle against the evil Ctarnidd! He may sound scary, but trust us, he’s actually just a big softie who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll give you a magical unicorn as a reward. And let’s not forget about Rei, the adorable sidekick who will help guide you through your journey with her cuteness and charm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!