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CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Towns Built:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	102	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Void Gems Collected:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Farms Harvested:	400	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	58
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	341246	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Mines Excavated:	2279	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	9802	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Star Shards Collected:	190	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!