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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1044 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
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