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ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult

attracted, childhood neighbor, clinical nutrition, Consultation, ex’s wife, ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult, Favor, Friend, hooked up, kidney problems, MARRIED, nutrition, Overseas, patient evaluation, physical interaction, Pregnant, Pursuing, remote, Revenge, serious health issue, Treatment, Updated

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3309
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magic Items Found:	6690

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story unfold right before your eyes!

Picture this: You, a seasoned RD with clinical nutrition experience, getting a request from your ex’s wife for a consultation. But wait, it gets better – this ex of yours was a total jerk who couldn’t make up his mind about being attracted to you! Talk about drama!

Now, imagine the thrill of denying his wife nutritional treatment because, let’s face it, you’re not updated on the latest medical info and you’re living in a different country. But hey, who needs facts when you have a juicy backstory like this?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with a side of revenge served cold. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or drama) in the pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

Harmless, harmless object, IMPOSSIBLE, indestructible, kill, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-deadly, non-fatal, non-hazardous, non-injurious, non-lethal instrument, non-lethal tool, non-lethal weapon, non-violent, OBJECT, safe object, Safety, smp, Unkillable, UnkillableSpatula

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	469248
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	6881	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

CraftyCIAmishap

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, black ops, Central Intelligence Agency, cia, conspiracy theories, controversial history, covert missions, CraftyCIAmishap, Espionage, government cover-ups, government scandals, government secrets, human rights violations, national security, political corruption, shadow government, unethical practices, worst thing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	152	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Votes:	8356

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ores Mined:	7429
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

141.95.120.225

BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	213
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!