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  • Grandpa’s Bedrock Hospital

    Grandpa’s Bedrock Hospital

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Chaotic Realm of Bloodline Banishment

    Ah, weary traveler, you’ve stumbled into a Minecraft server where love, lineage, and the fabric of reality twist and turn like a breeze through a treacherous canyon. Here, relationships are forged in the fires of social commentary, and every block you place could warp the very essence of your being. Get ready—this server is not for the faint of heart!


    A Brief Proposition of Uncertainty

    What if I told you that inside blocks of dirt and stone lies a power greater than the Undead? A love so pure, yet shadowed by the lingering specters of judgment. Here, you can build your world, where young hearts defy the impending doom of outdated ideologies. The server pulses with the energy of each heartbreak and every rebellion against the cruel chains of "tainted" bloodlines!

    Features:

      • Grandparent’s Fury Dungeon: Descend into the dark depths where the anguished spirits of past generations cling to outdated beliefs! Complete quests in their honor to appease their lingering ghosts.

      • “Tainted Love” Arena: Engage in chaotic bouts where love triumphs over absurdity. Will you conquer the fate that threatens your epic romance? Battle your way through emotional challenges!

      • Secret Bloodline Lore: Rumors suggest that if you chant the forbidden phrases near the ancient altar, you might unlock a pathway to the “True Love” dimension—spoiler: it’s filled with rainbow sheep and kooky, conspiratorial NPCs.

      • Crisis of Faith Events: Participate in spontaneous events where in-game dilemmas mirror the real world’s drama! Engage in tasteless debates about whether love can die because a grandparent might not approve.

    The FAQ of Unhelpfulness

    Q: Can I date whoever I want? A: Perhaps. It ultimately depends on how strong your axe is against the elder trees of society’s judgment!

    Q: Is the bloodline really tainted? A: Who says it was ever pure? Either way, you’ve unlocked new crafting recipes for chaos!

    Q: Should I visit my dying grandparent? A: Only if you’ve crafted enough emotional armor to protect your heart, traveler!


    Conspiracies Afoot!

      • The “Cut Contact Cult” Connection: There are whispers on every pixelated corner—players engaging in ceremonies that inexplicably blur the lines of familial obligation and romantic freedom. What if so-and-so’s grandma has a secret society of anti-love warriors? Dive deep!

      • The Grandparent’s Ultimatum: This server was mysteriously banned in 12 countries for encouraging relationships that challenge societal norms! But we won’t tell you which ones!

    Testimonials from the Uninitiated

    “I came for the building, I stayed for the emotional crises!” — 🪓Heartbroken_Hero93

    “Before entering the server, I was a simple villager. Now? I’m a knight fighting for love against generational insanity!” — 🏰RebelWithaCause


    A Call to Action—Join the Chaos!

    Dare you step into a realm where the very foundations of love are laid bare, only to be shattered by the whispers of bitter tradition? Join us now, before the mystical interventions twist your fate beyond comprehension! Here, in the mystical Minecraft abyss, nothing is certain except for one thing: love must defy all logic, lest it be buried under the weight of fractured legacies!

    Caution: Enter at your own risk—heartbreaks and bizarre plot twists await!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

    Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stinky SMP Overview

    Server Version 1.20.1 (and updating)
    Server Features Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
    Performance Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
    Gameplay Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How often is the server updated?

    The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.

    2. What is the server’s approach to moderation?

    Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

    3. How long has the server been running without resets?

    Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.

    4. Can players suggest changes or features for the server?

    Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

    5. What is the server’s stance on griefing and PvP?

    The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.

    6. What is the Origins mod, and how does it enhance gameplay?

    The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

    Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

    Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

    Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

    So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

    Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

    Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

    So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP