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CraftyGrannyDaycareBan

Boundaries, child development, Communication, CraftyGrannyDaycareBan, daycare, emotions, exhaustion, family dynamics, infant care, Jealousy, mother-in-law, parenting, postpartum depression, privacy concerns, Protective, quality time, rainbow baby, relationships, Therapy, visitation, work-life balance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7548

Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.

Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.

Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3215
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	180
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Animals Bred:	107	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4083	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2521

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	191	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	197
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	1050	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!