grandmother Minecraft Servers

grandmother Minecraft Servers

  • HolyCraftyMomma

    HolyCraftyMomma
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 1156
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 245
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with covert narcissist grandmas trying to indoctrinate your child with their beliefs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the drama!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where grandmas can’t ruin your Christmas spirit with their questionable teachings. No fear of God lectures here, just pure unadulterated fun!

    Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from meddling family members. Build your own Santa’s workshop and let your child believe in fictional characters without any unwanted religious influences. It’s time to take back control and show grandma who’s boss in the virtual world!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. It’s time to build, explore, and most importantly, have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Let’s escape reality together, one block at a time!

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  • NoXmasGifts4DaughterFam

    NoXmasGifts4DaughterFam
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 1974
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your grandma can’t passive-aggressively exclude your step-siblings from Christmas presents! Build a virtual fortress to keep out all the toxic family members, or team up with friends to stage a virtual intervention. Who needs real-life drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Meemaw’s Crafting Corner

    Minecraft SMP: Meemaw’s Crafting Corner
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3952
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Grandma Shiina. Legend has it that she once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. Her baking skills are unmatched, and she can whip up a cake faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

    But beware, Grandma Shiina is not to be underestimated. Rumor has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun. So if you want to test your Minecraft skills against the ultimate baking warrior, come join our server and see if you can survive Grandma Shiina’s sweet and deadly challenges.

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  • Granny’s Anime Minecraft Server

    Granny’s Anime Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5284
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can battle creepers with your grandma by your side? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where grandmas are the ultimate PvP champions! Picture this: your grandma wielding a diamond sword, taking down Endermen like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge the legendary Anime Boss, who can only be defeated by shouting your favorite anime catchphrase. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime adventures with your grandma begin!

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6147
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

    Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

    Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

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  • BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

    BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6152
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Runes Activated: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

    Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

    So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 3679
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

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  • BuzzedBoysMILMadness

    BuzzedBoysMILMadness
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5178
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

    Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

    Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

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  • ZombieStepBroBabyName

    ZombieStepBroBabyName
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8874
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Runes Activated: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

    Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

    The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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  • BlanketBucks GrannyCraft

    BlanketBucks GrannyCraft
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 1243
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!

    Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.

    And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!

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  • HeroFailsMC SMP

    HeroFailsMC SMP
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7226
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8345 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

    So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

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  • NoDirtNoDiamonds

    NoDirtNoDiamonds
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 3846
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

    But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

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  • Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

    Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8656
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Enchantments Applied: 183

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

    if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

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  • Dreamy Face Mine

    Dreamy Face Mine
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3417
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Mines Excavated: 1037
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

    we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

    our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

    and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

    so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

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  • Berry Bonanza Farm

    Berry Bonanza Farm
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 2441
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

    imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

    not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

    so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

    Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 1071
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ores Mined: 6444
    Star Shards Collected: 73 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4115

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

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  • Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

    Chud Squad Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9356
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

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  • WifeAggroCraft

    WifeAggroCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1931
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Animals Bred: 53
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

    Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

    Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

    Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

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  • AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6869
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Villages Defended: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

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  • KidzCraft: Silent Generation

    KidzCraft: Silent Generation
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3215
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Votes: 2875 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the ultimate social experiment! Join us as we gather players and raise them in complete isolation, only communicating through the game until they reach adulthood. Will they form their own language? Will they build epic structures without ever speaking a word? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that the first player to reach level 100 without saying a single word will unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wild social experiment!

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