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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4293 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I learned the hard way that you should never trust a llama with your diamonds. Like, I thought he was just a cute little llama, but turns out he was a diamond-stealing mastermind.
But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because we have the craziest adventures. Like one time, we all decided to build a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava. It was insane, but so much fun.
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, I filled my friend’s house with chickens and he didn’t know what to do. It was clucking hilarious.
So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and learn some life lessons the hard way, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have the best community ever. Like, we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos, but we have each other’s backs no matter what. So come join us and let’s make some memories together!
