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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5084 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!