and get this, we got this one player who’s like the king of the server, but he’s actually a total sweetheart. he’ll help you out with anything you need, whether it’s finding diamonds or fighting off creepers. he’s like the guardian angel of the server, but with a diamond sword instead of wings.
oh, and did i mention we have secret treasure hunts every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and it’s up to you to find them. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but way more fun.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the most epic, crazy, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have cookies. like, actual cookies. so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!
join us if u wanna see some epic girl drama unfold, with backstabbing, gossiping, and power struggles like u’ve never seen before. who needs toxic masculinity when u can have toxic femininity, are we right?
come on over and see if u have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world of female narcissists. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
WE’VE GOT MEN PERPETRATING PSYCHOLOGICAL PARTNER VIOLENCE LEFT AND RIGHT, AND WOMEN LINKED TO PHYSICAL, SEXUAL, AND PSYCHOLOGICAL PARTNER VIOLENCE.
IT’S A CRAZY RIDE, BUT WHO SAID MINECRAFT WAS ALL ABOUT BUILDING? COME JOIN US FOR A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILL LIKE NO OTHER!
Join us for epic adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat! Fight off hordes of monsters, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even find a magical talking sword (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior of the server and be hailed as a hero for all eternity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!
Join us on our server where every day is a new adventure. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to battle our way through a sea of clucking poultry to reach the treasure at the end. Another time, we discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking mushrooms who challenged us to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even become the next Yunocchi and earn the respect of Yoshinoya-sensei himself.
Join us for a pregnant-friendly environment where you can eat all the cold sandwiches and fruits your heart desires without fear of barfing. Our sense of smell is perfectly normal, so you won’t have to worry about any strong odors ruining your day.
We promise not to let anyone bring unrefrigerated tuna onto the server, so you can game in peace without the threat of nausea. Plus, our HR department is non-existent, so you won’t have to deal with any workplace drama like in the real world.
So come join us on this wild adventure and leave the tuna drama behind. You won’t regret it!
we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. you never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a spider or a chicken wearing a top hat.
our players are a wild bunch, always up for a challenge and ready to take on any crazy adventure. we once had a player build a roller coaster that went straight to the moon – true story!
so if you’re looking for a break from the boring, peaceful world, come join us on our minecraft server. who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!
And get this, on this server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy! Imagine swimming in a river of chocolate and eating cotton candy clouds, it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! You’ll be richer than a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day!
So come on and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of creepers waiting to blow up your creations! Let’s get blocky with it!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Server Population | Around 60 members |
| Modifications | Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, Discord-MC Chat |
| Events & Economy | Weekly, monthly, and special events with prizes; Developing a shopping district |
| Rules | Age restriction of 16+; No exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, etc. |
You can apply by joining our Discord server and heading to the rules channel for instructions.
Some of the modifications include Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat. More details can be found in the info channel on our Discord server.
We host weekly, monthly, and special events with enticing prizes for all members to participate in.
Our community is currently working on developing a shopping district after the recent Block By Block event. Expect player-run shops soon, including shops for custom discs & goat horns and even a pranks shop!
We maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere with an age restriction of 16+. Any form of exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, or any other violation of our rules is strictly prohibited.
1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!
3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.
4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.