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ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Buildings Constructed:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9478
Farms Harvested:	355	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	141
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crops Grown:	2963	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1737
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4665
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1844
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.