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YazidiSlavesRUsMC

Abusing, Charged, couple, criminal charges, Exploitation, forced labor, germany, Girls, human trafficking, international law, Iraqi, Justice, Keeping, MIDDLE EAST, Refugee Crisis, slaves, survivors, Victims, War Crimes, Yazidi, YazidiSlavesRUsMC

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!

Stunt Double Paradise

action scenes, Actors, behind the scenes, body doubles, Cinema, double, film industry, film production, Hollywood, movie doubles, movie extras, movie industry, movie magic, Movie Making, movie scenes, movie stars, movie stunts, movies, on set, Paradise, Special effects, stunt, stunt doubles

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. like, you know how in some movies you see the backs of stunt doubles more than the actual actors? well, on this server, you’ll see more diamond armor than you’ll see dirt blocks, bro.

like, we have this legend that one time, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but got distracted by a dancing pig wearing a top hat. true story, man.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it’s like, epic, dude.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, you gotta be there to believe it, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic adventures in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

StutterCraft – Where Blocks Speak Louder

blocks, career advancement, communication disorder, communication skills, disability rights, earnings, employment barriers, employment challenges, employment disparities, job satisfaction, louder, speak, speech difficulties, speech disorder, speech fluency, speech impediment, speech therapy, StutterCraft, Stuttering, underemployment, workplace accommodations, workplace discrimination, workplace inclusion, workplace stigma

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2905	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	208
Emeralds Found:	4023	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so like, you know how some people stutter and stuff? well, turns out they make less money and hate their jobs more than people who don’t stutter. but guess what? on our minecraft server, stutterers are like the kings and queens of the land! they get all the diamonds and gold and stuff because we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if you can’t say your words right. so come join us and stutter your way to success in the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Galactic Anime World 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, aliens, Anime, Cyberpunk, doomers, dystopian, Extraterrestrial, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, Galactic, isekai, parallel universe, resurgence, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Space, Technology, time travel, virtual reality, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Yo, bro, forget about all that sci-fi mumbo jumbo! Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate intergalactic adventure! We got aliens, space battles, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where you can live out your isekai fantasies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mods that will make your head spin faster than a UFO doing a barrel roll. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. So what are you waiting for? Beam yourself up and join the fun!

Pixelated Chaos Realm

Anime, Boys, card battling, card game, Chaos, childhood memories, collectible card game, Competitive Gaming, deck building, duel monsters, FANTASY, Gaming Community, hype, Manga, Nostalgia, pixelated, Realm, strategy game, The Chronicles, Tournament, trading card game, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! enthusiasts

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Void Gems Collected:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is lit AF! We got crazy builds, epic battles, and non-stop fun! Join us now and let’s get this party started! Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the hype train! See you in the game, fam! Let’s gooooooo!

CreepinCraft: Boyfriend Edition

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CreepinCraft, Dinners, Edition, emotions, experiences, flights, HOTELS, Insider, Jealousy, once in a lifetime, opportunity, Parties, perspective, relationships, sports game, UNFAIR, unreasonable, Upset

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with jealous boyfriends who can’t handle you having fun without them? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own world without any relationship drama!

Our server is like a once in a lifetime opportunity to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can party, explore, and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we’ve got flights and hotels covered… in the game, of course!

Don’t let anyone hold you back from enjoying yourself and having fun. Join our server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a jealous boyfriend when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

PhilosophyCraft SMP: Pondering Life’s Queries

contemplation, Curiosity, Deep thinking, epistemology, Ethics, existential crisis, existentialism, inquiry, introspection, Lifes, Logic, meaning of life, metaphysics, morality, philosophical inquiry., philosophy, PhilosophyCraft, pondering, Queries, question.., Reflection, skepticism, smp, Thought-provoking

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, have you ever wondered what it would be like to mine diamonds while riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a rollercoaster made entirely out of obsidian. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to prank each other with giant statues of chickens and endless pits of lava.

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and non-stop laughter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the ancient prophecy of the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the Nether. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

BloxieBlossoms

Beautiful, beauty, Bloom, BloxieBlossoms, Botanical, Colorful, Elegant, Exquisite, floral, flowering plant, fragrant, garden, garden design, gardening, horticulture, LANDSCAPING, Nature, Outdoor, petals, Pollinators, Stunning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flowers? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, jaw-dropping, mind-blowing flowering plants you’ve ever seen! We’ve got flowers that shoot rainbows, flowers that sing opera, and even flowers that do your homework for you (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?). Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer beauty and awesomeness of our flowering plants. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the different types of flowers on our server, a magical unicorn will appear and take you on a ride to the land of infinite diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the flower power take you on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Robo Fire Rescue City

Advanced technology, AI powered robotic firemen, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, city, disaster response, emergency response, Fire, fire prevention, firefighting, futuristic, high risk situations, innovation, intelligent machines, La, machine learning, rescue, rescue operations, Robo, robotics, Safety, smart technology, Technology, urban environments

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	2233
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	78
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where AI powered robotic firemen roam the land, putting out fires and saving the day!

we’ve got crazy high risk adventures waiting for you in LA (minecraft version, of course).

imagine battling giant lava monsters with your trusty robotic fireman by your side, or exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

join now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Slimy Soil Weight Loss Server

#soil, Bacteria, basis, discovery, health, high-fat diet, INJECTIONS, inoculations, Loss, metabolism, Mice, Microbiome, Mycobacterium vaccae, obesity, Prevention, researchers, Server, slimy, soils, study, vaccine, WEEKLY, weight, weight gain, Western diet

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we inject u with magical bacteria that make u lose weight even if u eat all the junk food in the world. no more worrying about those pesky extra pounds, just play minecraft and let the bacteria do all the work for u. who needs a diet when u have bacteria injections, amirite? join now and say goodbye to weight gain forever!