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ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Emeralds Found:	5128
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mines Excavated:	1329	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Zombie Dances:	6

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6309
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	128	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	4842
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	5717	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Emeralds Found:	9534
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!