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Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6908

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	2147
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Votes:	3587

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	7014

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	168

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!