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ColorMeMine Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams! -
MineCraftPeenEnvy
join our epic minecraft server where everyone has a MASSIVE PENIS. no more lies from porn, we all got that big D energy here. imagine towering over everyone with your giant schlong, dominating the server with your sheer size. every woman will be begging for your pixelated peen, it’s a fact. come join us and show off your massive member, because size does matter in this world of blocks and creepers. let’s build together, one block at a time, with our giant manhood leading the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and show off your epic package. -
ViralPersistenceMC
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got zombies that do the macarena and creepers that breakdance. also, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing pigs. but wait, there’s more! our players have reported seeing herobrine riding a llama while juggling TNT. trust me, this server is lit AF. come join the fun before the dancing zombies take over the world! -
Who needs a real job when you can make bank in Mineconomy SMP PVE!
Mineconomy Server Overview
Server Version 1.20-1.20.4 Server IP play.mineconomy.net Are you looking for a brand new unreleased server with both amazing cosmetics, and unique plugins to further create a customized experience? Then Mineconomy is the server for you! Releasing between 1-2PM EST 7/4/24 this server features customized fishing, pets, furniture cosmetics, custom enchants, custom textured tools, and lots more. Whether you’re coming to be on top of the leaderboard or simply to hang out with a great friendly community, we welcome you to Mineconomy!
Discord: https://discord.gg/KFaYNaFRMx
FAQs
Question Answer When is the server releasing? The server is releasing between 1-2PM EST on 7/4/24. What unique features does the server offer? The server offers customized fishing, pets, furniture cosmetics, custom enchants, custom textured tools, and more. What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running version 1.20-1.20.4 of Minecraft. -
Cody’s Crafty Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old wrestling drama? Come join our Minecraft server where you can leave AEW for the WWE in the most epic virtual showdown ever! And if that’s not enough, you can do a 1-hour shoot interview on a podcast with the best Jacksonville Jaguars player of all time – who has their own room in the stadium to watch NFL games (thanks to Tony’s genius idea)! Who knows, you might even catch someone taking a piss on Tony’s grave…virtually, of course. Join now for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity! -
PepperPupPocalypse
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee no pesky neighbor’s dogs will ruin your garden!Join us and build your own virtual garden without the fear of any spicy cayenne pepper-eating dogs ruining it. Our interconnected yards are separated by virtual trees and bushes, so you can rest easy knowing your crops are safe from any canine intruders.
Don’t be like the neighbor in the story above, who got into a heated argument over a dog eating cayenne peppers. Join our server and avoid all the drama – unless you’re into that sort of thing, then feel free to start some virtual arguments with your fellow players!
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. The choice is yours, but either way, you’ll have a blast in our virtual world!
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BlockBusters Minecraft Server
addiction recovery challenges, addiction treatment, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery process, addiction recovery inspirationAre you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, we have the perfect server for you! Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).Our server is so addictive, players have been known to quit their jobs, break up with their partners, and even forget to eat because they were so engrossed in building their dream Minecraft kingdom. But hey, who needs real life when you can have a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?
So if you’re ready to kiss your social life goodbye and dive headfirst into a pixelated paradise, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never be able to stop. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your very own blocky empire?