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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7264 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
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