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Blocky Booty Bonanza

Admiration, appreciation, ASSES, attraction, beauty, blocky, body positivity, bonanza, BOOTY, curves, desirability, empowerment, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, mexican culture, Mexican women, physical features, self-confidence, Sexy, Stereotypes, women’s bodies

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
New Chunks Explored:	864453	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

alike, carbon copy, CLONE, comparable, doppelganger, double, he’s literally me, Hes, Identical, indistinguishable, kindred spirits, LolCraft, lookalike, Matching, Mirror Image, SIMILAR, soulmates, twin, twin souls, Twins, two peas in a pod

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Farms Harvested:	945	Love Letters Sent:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	714686
Animals Bred:	173	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	1662
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Divine Spears Created:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Crafty, DILF, Kingdom

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

ai, AI Songwriting, Artificial Intelligence, cd, Craft, Creative Technology, digital artist, ep, future of music, Jams, Music, music production, original, Original music, Oshi, song, SUNO, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, voca, vocaloid, Vtuber

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Blockbuster Bonanza

ABSOLUTE CINEMA, action, Actor, actress, blockbuster, bonanza, cinematography, classic, comedy, cult film, Director, Drama, Entertainment, film, film festival, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie, Movie, must watch, romance, Thriller

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Potions Brewed:	183

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

18th birthday, Adulthood, Bash, Birthday, birthday celebration, blocky, Celebrity, celebrity children, controversy, DAUGHTER, entertainment industry, Fame, family, Hollywood, Media, milestone, parenting, political implications, public figure, society, speculation, Tom Cruise, Toms, turning 18

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!