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Grammarnauts Minecraft Servers

  • Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

    Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 3600
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mines Excavated: 4129

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    Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

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  • StepsonSassCraft

    StepsonSassCraft
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 5367
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will make your head spin.

    Looking for a server where you can navigate through complex relationships and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is filled with MILs who just can’t seem to let go of the fact that you’re not Devon’s mom, but a bonus in his life. Will you stand up to the MIL and assert your role as a stepmom, or will you let her dictate how you refer to your stepson?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have therapy sessions available for when things get too heated between you and Devon. Work through your issues and come out stronger on the other side. Plus, with a new baby in the mix, you’ll have to navigate even more family drama and expectations. Will you call both boys your sons, or will you stick to your guns and maintain the stepson title?

    Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics, boundaries, and unexpected alliances. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and intrigue? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlirtCraft SMP: Men’s Attention Tips

    FlirtCraft SMP: Men’s Attention Tips
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6235
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mines Excavated: 2564
    New Chunks Explored: 835821 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

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    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting no love from the villagers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to level up your flirting game! Our players have mastered the art of flirting with their pixelated avatars, using tactics like building heart-shaped houses, giving gifts of rare diamonds, and even serenading each other with in-game music discs. Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual love in no time! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

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  • CraftyCreeperCo.

    CraftyCreeperCo.
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9677
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Dragons Tamed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just want you to play by the rules and be a good little player? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner chaos with these harmful traits that will make you the most feared player in the virtual world.

    1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?

    2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.

    3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.

    4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?

    Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.

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  • FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea

    FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5737
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

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    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.

    plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.

    also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.

    so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyKneePainMapz

    CraftyKneePainMapz
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6802
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

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    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! We got diamond rainbows and lava waterfalls, it’s a freakin’ party up in here!

    You wanna know why you should join? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to them. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

    Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

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  • YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

    YankeeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 952
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?

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  • ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure

    ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 1886
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. And don’t even get me started on our custom roblox shirt and pants skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Join us now for a wild ride filled with pants, shirts, and chickens galore!

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  • SIL-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    SIL-Free Zone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 6686
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Gods Slained: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pick-me sisters-in-law who make your life a living nightmare? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos!

    Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family members who try to steal the spotlight at your wedding and make everything about themselves. We promise no one will cry at your bachelorette party or accuse your friends of ridiculous things like urinating in their bag.

    Join now for a chance to build a virtual world free from pick-me energy and drama llamas. Our community is filled with honest, kind, and genuine players who will make you forget all about your troublesome sister-in-law. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and leave the pick-me drama behind!

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  • BikiniNipSlipGrief

    BikiniNipSlipGrief
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 3052
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 95 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if your nipples slip out of your bikini! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, just like your girlfriend’s wardrobe malfunctions.

    Imagine paddling down virtual rivers with your friends, only to have your girlfriend’s nipples pop out in front of everyone. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely a conversation starter. But don’t worry, we don’t judge here – we celebrate the freedom to let it all hang out!

    So come on down to our server and let loose, just like your girlfriend’s bikini straps. It’s a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn to embrace the beauty of accidental nipple slips. It’s all in good fun, so why not give it a shot?

    Join us now and let the laughter and chaos ensue. It’s a nipple-slipping good time!

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