picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.
so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.
Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”
Are you tired of struggling to kill mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special command called killall that actually works! Say goodbye to manually killing pesky mobs and hello to easy victories. And don’t even get us started on pkill – it’s like a magical wand that makes all your enemies disappear with just a click. Join our server now and experience the power of instant mob annihilation!
Oh, and get this, every time you eat a carrot on our server, you gain super speed and can run circles around your enemies. It’s like you’re The Flash, but with a bunny sidekick.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Description | Experience vanilla Minecraft with other players on this multiplayer server. No RTP, survival starts immediately with unique custom plugins. |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa |
A: We allow some mods that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our moderators before using any mods.
A: We encourage creative building, but we ask that you respect other players’ property and not build too close to existing structures.
A: Moderators are chosen based on their activity, helpfulness, and dedication to the server community. If you’re interested, you can apply on our Discord server.
A: Depending on the severity of the rule broken, you may receive a warning, temporary ban, or permanent ban. We strive to maintain a welcoming and fair environment for all players.
Join us and experience Final Fantasy like never before, with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro RPG world. Our server is so awesome, even Cloud Strife himself would trade in his motorcycle for a minecart just to play here.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE, where you can fight against Leviathans and ride on the backs of dragons. And don’t forget about Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, where you can relive the classic story with a twist – now featuring dancing Tonberries!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Warrior of Light in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, even Kefka would be jealous of the fun you’ll have here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Join them in their daring escapades and unlock exclusive chicken-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other!
Join us for a purr-fectly fun time where you won’t have to worry about being aggressively picked up against your wishes. Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re a sweet docile player or a growling beast from the depths of hell.
Don’t let your sister chase you around like a wild cat – join us and roam freely without fear of being dropped on the floor. And hey, if your parents think you’re overreacting, just remember – in our server, the only scratches you’ll get are from creepers, not from family drama!
So come on over and let’s make some meow-gical memories together. Because on our server, everyone deserves to feel safe and comfortable, even if you’re just a pixelated Maine Coon.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can take care of virtual puppies without any ex-boyfriends trying to guilt trip you into paying for their mistakes. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who want to enjoy the company of adorable pixelated pups without the drama.
Don’t worry about any entitled exes demanding money for their lack of responsibility, because on our server, we only have responsible players who take care of their virtual pets with love and care. So come join us and experience the joy of raising virtual puppies without any real-life drama!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to create your own insane snack combos while battling zombies, building epic structures, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you can come up with the craziest snack combo of them all, you’ll be crowned the Snack King of the server and win a lifetime supply of virtual cheese and watermelon (don’t ask us where it comes from, just enjoy it).
So come on down to our server and get ready to snack, build, and conquer like never before. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite snack combo along the way!