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grammar pet peeves Minecraft Servers

  • Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

    Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9318
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

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    Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

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  • Earth Warp Craft

    Earth Warp Craft
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1485
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 230
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

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    join this cray cray minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our server is so advanced, it actually takes into account earth’s movement when you go back in time. you could end up in the middle of the ocean or on top of a mountain, who knows?! it’s a wild ride, folks.

    not only that, but our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. you can team up with them to create the most mind-blowing chicken city the world has ever seen.

    oh, and did we mention the magical unicorns that roam the land? they poop out diamonds and rainbows, so you’ll never run out of bling bling.

    so come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest time-traveling, chicken-building, unicorn-pooping adventure of your life!

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  • NAVY SEALS | Naval Amphibious Base Coronado

    NAVY SEALS | Naval Amphibious Base Coronado
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 2210
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 212
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34

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    🔱NAVY SEALS🔱

    NAVAL AMPHIBIOUS BASE CORONADO

    “We train for war and fight to win…”

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    ⚓Who are the Navy SEALs? – Established by President John F. Kennedy in 1962, the Navy SEALs are a nimble, elite maritime military force suited for all aspects of unconventional warfare. In this role, you will provide immediate military relief in crises around the world.

    ⚓What is a milsim? – A MilSim, an abbreviation of military simulation, refers to live-acted simulation of armed conflict scenarios. The goal of this Minecraft milsim group is to replicate groups that spring from Roblox and their military simulator communities. Therefore, we attempt to perform as realistic as possible, trying to replicate the duties and struggles past and present have done for us.

    ⚓How is the team organized? – Platoons can be structured to operate as 8-man Squads, 4-man Fire Teams, or 2-man Sniper/Reconnaissance Teams, as required. It is this organizational structure that makes the NSW force light, mobile, swift, flexible, effective and virtually undetectable. Each platoon has a Navy Commander (O-5) in charge. A SEAL platoon consists of two junior officers and 14 enlisted. It is led by the more senior of the two officers, a Navy Lieutenant (O-3).

    ⚓How do I get started? – Simply fill out the application form. Answer as thoroughly as possible. Your probability to getting accepted is dependent upon how well-structured your sentences and explanations are, as well as the specific criteria involved. After your application is filled out, you are required to accomplish the following:

    • 1 event of Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL (BUD/S) Training• 1 event of SEAL Qualification Training• 1 event of Parachute Jump School

    *As soon as you attend your first event, you become a Seaman. When you accomplish all 3 trainings, you are promoted to Petty Officer 3rd Class [E-4]. From there, you will be put into a position and would be permitted to attend Navy SEAL missions.*

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    YOUTUBE VIDEOS:

    CQB (Close Quarter Combat) Training:

    https://youtu.be/zN-5OGCE1G0?si=hMNetluygxCNUe9A

    Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL Training (BUD/S):

    https://youtu.be/u83jSUGP1eI?si=auCTZfi4BrY3HTXr

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    DISCORD MILITARY GROUP LINK:

    https://discord.gg/RfEjCBCZXb

    KEEP NOTE: Server will be unwhitelisted during training times/events/missions, so it would be wise to join the discord for info.

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    “The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday…”

    navy.minekeep.gg

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  • Sparkly Vanilla Madness 1.21 with a Side of Community on CommunityCraft Server

    Sparkly Vanilla Madness 1.21 with a Side of Community on CommunityCraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 7462
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5726 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

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    CommunityCraft Vanilla SMP Server

    Features 100% Vanilla gameplay
    Plugins Administrative only (no interference with gameplay)
    Unique Selling Points No grief, stealing, unwanted pvp; No world border
    Rules No griefing, cheating, stealing, unwanted pvp

    FAQ

    Q: What makes this server unique?

    A: CommunityCraft Vanilla SMP offers a pure, unmodified version of the game with unique features such as no grief, stealing, or unwanted pvp, and no world border.

    Q: Are there any limitations on gameplay?

    A: The server does not have claims, locked chests, or plugins that interfere with the vanilla SMP experience. There are also no donations, voting, or ranks.

    Q: How is griefing and stealing managed?

    A: CoreProtect is used to moderate stealing and griefing. Players caught engaging in such activities will be banned and their actions rolled back.

    Q: What kind of challenges can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect a challenging survival experience on hard difficulty, with the freedom to go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build something incredible.

    Server IP: 38.133.155.215 Join now before we whitelist! See our discord when you join!

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  • HateHerCraft Minecraft Server

    HateHerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8758
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

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    Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have anti-griefing measures so strong, even Herobrine himself couldn’t break through!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always willing to help you out… unless you cross them. Rumor has it that one player tried to steal another player’s diamond armor and ended up getting pranked so hard, they had to build a new base from scratch!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie villagers riding on chickens to creepers with top hats and monocles, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

    So why do you hate her so much? Maybe it’s because she hasn’t joined our server yet! Don’t miss out on all the fun and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server… or the next victim of a hilarious prank!

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  • FreeRangeCraft Minecraft Server

    FreeRangeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8168
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the freedom is so abundant you’ll feel like you’re living in a virtual utopia! Want to know how to achieve this level of freedom? Just join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

    And as for how a guy like this gets a girlfriend? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve had players meet their significant others while battling dragons, building epic castles, and even taming virtual unicorns. Who needs dating apps when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

    So come join us and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most unexpected romances. Who knows, you might just find love in a virtual blocky world!

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  • SpudCraft Minecraft Server

    SpudCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3697
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ores Mined: 2546
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Magic Items Found: 7861 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

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    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced carrots in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical grocery store where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your inventory with golden apples, enchanted steak, and even dragon fruit without spending a single emerald. Join us and never worry about your food budget again! Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the grocery store is actually a secret wizard who can turn any food item into a potion of ultimate power. So come join us and become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

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  • NoPhoneNoProblemMC

    NoPhoneNoProblemMC
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9437
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Farms Harvested: 829 Alien Abductions: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

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    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being constantly bombarded by notifications and texts on your cell phone? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.

    So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!

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  • SushiCraft & AdoboWars

    SushiCraft & AdoboWars
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 1003
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1236 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have japan and philippines teaming up to sign a defense pact and train their forces in southeast asia!! imagine the chaos of japanese and filipino soldiers running around in minecraft, fighting mobs and building epic bases together. you never know what kind of crazy alliances and battles will happen on our server. join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

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  • CraftyDraws – Luck not included

    CraftyDraws – Luck not included
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 756
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Animals Bred: 140 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8354 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 692
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

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    lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

    MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 677
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2597 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

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    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

    So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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