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SovietMinecraft2025

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come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!

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CraftyTeacherBullyBuster

accommodations, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, CraftyTeacherBullyBuster, education, Empathy, Group Chat, ONLINE, Parent, Professionalism, Report, Safety, School, social media, speech impediment, Support, Teacher, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to bully you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike Mrs. A in the story above! Join us and never worry about being forced to read aloud in front of the whole class just to get an early break. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those with speech impediments like Jack. Plus, we have a strict no “power-tripping bully” policy, so you can game in peace without fear of abusive language from our staff. Come join us and experience a world where everyone is respected and valued, just like you deserve!

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CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us and learn some hygiene tips that will make your character smell like a field of daisies.

Our players are so clean, they once defeated a horde of zombies just by waving their freshly washed hands in the air. And rumor has it that our admin’s toothbrush is made of diamond blocks.

So if you want to level up your hygiene game and have a blast in the process, come join us on the server where cleanliness is next to godliness (and also next to some really epic loot).

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ToiletPaperCrafters

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Are you tired of running out of toilet paper and having to resort to using leaves or your pet cat? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an endless supply of virtual toilet paper for all your bathroom needs! Join us and never worry about wiping again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden toilet seat hidden deep within the lair, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest creatures, and the most luxurious virtual toilet paper you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to wipe your butt anywhere else!

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Modi’s Minecraft Server: Election Upset!

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lol imagine if narendra modi had to turn to minecraft to cope with his election loss. he joins our server and starts building statues of himself everywhere, but then realizes he can’t grief because we have strict rules against that. so he starts a political party within the server and campaigns for virtual votes, promising free diamonds for all. join our server for a chance to witness the virtual political drama unfold! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to debate with modi himself in the chat. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see where it takes you!

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SovietMinecraft2025

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Modi’s Minecraft Server: Election Upset!