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SovietMinecraft2025

2025, agriculture, Decrease, economic outlook, Economy, food production, food security, global market, government policies, grain exports, historical comparison, import/export, international trade, Moscow Times, predictions, russia, Russian, sanctions, Soviet levels, SovietMinecraft2025, trade relations

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ores Mined:	8542
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crops Grown:	9343
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Towns Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3678

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
New Chunks Explored:	925276	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	126
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Magic Items Found:	5004	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	6053
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!