WELCOME TO CATTUS SMP
GROUP RULES
1. Any promotion is prohibited in our group.
2. Excessive toxicity is prohibited
3. Do not spam stickers
4. No kicking allowed (auto kick)
5. It is forbidden to discuss anything that is 18+
6. It is forbidden to insult each other’s race/religion/Javanese
7. No rioting/exp bugs/cheats/using illegal tools is allowed
8. It is forbidden to farm Gold/raid farm
9. And more should know
play.cattussmp.asia
On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who prioritize coffee dates over your milestones. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your family drama, our community is always here to listen and provide support.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs a mom at their graduation when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
On our server, you can create your own virtual paradise and never have to worry about your mom hiding your stuff or criticizing your grades again. Build towering castles, mine for precious resources, and battle fierce mobs – all without any family drama getting in the way.
And the best part? You won’t have to worry about inviting your mom to your virtual graduation ceremony. She can stay in the real world while you enjoy all the fun and excitement our server has to offer. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for good!
Picture this: a group of players who were all obsessed with building the most ridiculous structures you could imagine. We had a guy who built a giant toilet house, complete with working plumbing (don’t ask me how he did it, I have no idea). And then there was the player who decided to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater, just because he could.
But the best part was the crazy events and challenges the admins would come up with. One time, we had a “Troll War” where everyone had to build the most elaborate and creative traps to prank each other. Let’s just say there were a lot of exploding sheep and fake lava pits involved.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we had. It was like a never-ending war zone, with players forming alliances and backstabbing each other left and right. I may or may not have accidentally blown up my own base with a TNT cannon during one particularly intense battle.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts insane and hilarious, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and have a sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
Build your dream apartment without saving a single penny, rely on virtual resources for everything you need, and never worry about embarrassing family gatherings again. Plus, our community is full of players who will always have your back when you need a reality check.
So why wait? Join our server today and show your sibling that you can live independently in the world of Minecraft, even if you can’t do it in real life!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden family secret that will rock your world. Will you choose to keep it to yourself or expose it to the entire server? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when A2’s ghost haunted the mines, scaring off all the creepers and skeletons. Who knew a sickly kid could have such a strong presence in the Minecraft world?
Join now and witness the chaos unfold as family dynamics unravel before your very eyes. Will you choose to side with X and his girlfriend, or will you stick with the parents and their questionable decisions? The drama never ends on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with grief, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of redemption. Just remember, things may get a little messy, but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so much fun?
Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about entitled teenagers mooching off of you. Instead, you can build your dream castle, fight off zombies, and explore endless possibilities with your fellow gamers.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled high school graduate who refuses to get a job. Will you be brave enough to face her and show her the true meaning of responsibility? Only one way to find out – join our server today!
On our server, you can build your dream law firm, take on cases against creepers and zombies, and show your family that you are a successful lawyer in the virtual world. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any step-parent clashes or stressful holiday events – just pure Minecraft fun!
So come join us and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs $50 for groceries when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire? Let’s graduate from law school together in style – no assholes allowed!
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.
Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!
Join our server and experience the joy of gifting, just like when we gave Dave a diamond sword for his birthday and he used it to slay a horde of creepers. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving!
And speaking of weddings, we understand the importance of supporting your loved ones in their special moments. That’s why we host virtual weddings for all players who want to tie the knot in style. Who needs a fancy venue when you can say “I do” in front of a pixelated sunset?
So come on over to our server and let’s spread the love, one block at a time. Because in the end, it’s not about the size of the gift, but the thought behind it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual soulmate and elope in the mountains together. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!