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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6648 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
OUR SERVER IS LIKE THERAPY BUT WITH PIXELS! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE AND FIGHT ZOMBIES AT THE SAME TIME! WHO NEEDS THERAPISTS WHEN U CAN JUST MINE FOR DIAMONDS ALL DAY?
WE EVEN HAVE A SUPPORT GROUP FOR GRADUATE STUDENTS WHO JUST CAN’T HANDLE THE PRESSURE! JOIN US AND FORGET ABOUT UR DISSERTATION, JUST FOCUS ON BUILDING A SWEET REDSTONE CONTRAPTION INSTEAD!
SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE REALITY AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE UR ONLY WORRY IS IF UR COW FARM IS BIG ENOUGH, JOIN US NOW! LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND DESTROY SOME CREEPERS TOGETHER!