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BreakfastCraft SMP: What’s Your Go-To Meal?

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3369
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crops Grown:	9965	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Good morning, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up a delicious feast of virtual pancakes, bacon made of pixels, and lava-cooked eggs! Trust us, it’s a culinary experience like no other. Plus, rumor has it that our resident pig, Sir Oinksalot, is a master chef in disguise. Who knows what delicious creations he’ll whip up next! So come join us for breakfast and stay for the chaos and shenanigans that only our server can provide. It’s a breakfast bonanza you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8322	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	7292	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Votes:	6923	Farms Harvested:	829
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1244
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5656
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	261200	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Animals Bred:	175	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!