Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ores Mined:	4948
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3252
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	143	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1419	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

avril, Avril Lavigne, AvrilCraft, Black, black people, Celebrity, confusion, Conspiracy, Deception, disguise, Entertainment, hidden, humor, Identity, JOKE, Lavigne, Music, Mystery, people, pop culture, prank, Race, secret, theory

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Divine Spears Created:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

big, Buzz, controversial, deceptive, exaggerated, Excessive, false advertising, falsely acclaimed, games, high score, highly rated, hype, inflated rating, inflated reviews, misleading, overestimated, overhyped, Overrated, OverratedCraft, overvalued, Popular, trending

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Combat, comrades, Crafty, Defense, defense systems, drone, MiG-29s, Mig29s, Military, military drones, Military operations, military technology, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ores Mined:	3559	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 2020s, 80s, 90s, Based, comparison, cultural shift, DANK, Entertainment, Evolution, fashion, generational differences, internet, memes, Minecraft, modern era, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Server, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Towns Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

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