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Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	215	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6304
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	524
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	138	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	3444	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	2512	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3784	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!