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/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

candace, character banner, character builds, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Urgent Orders, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.

And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

PixelWifePicsNoPls

body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, culture, double standards, Ego, friendship, hobby, Marriage, PixelWifePicsNoPls, pole dancing, relationships, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, social media, Support, toxic masculinity, validation, Women empowerment

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Animals Bred:	85	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s conspiracy theories about women? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my friend questions women posting pole dancing pics.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the musty scent of dirt blocks? Well, join our wacky SMP where the smell of victory is in the air…literally! Our server is infused with the delightful aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts. Trust us, once you smell it, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in deciphering the unique scents of our world. So come on, join us and sniff your way to success!

Block Break-Up

BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, communication breakdown, emotional pain, end of a relationship, failed relationship, finding closure, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, moving forward, moving on, red flags, relationship, Self Discovery, self reflection, signs of a breakup, starting over, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun

Armed Forces, bill, Defense, Foreign, foreign military personnel, foreign nationals, foreign policy, foreign service, foreigners, Fun, Government, International Legion, international relations, LegionCraft, legislation, Military, military service, national defense, OFFICER, Officers, Parliament, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukraine news

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Forgetful Craft [SMP] 1.21.1 – Because we all need a little chaos in our survival adventures!

1.21.1, Adventures, age, Applications, building, Chaos, Community, consideration, Content Creation, Craft, Exploring, forgetful, Fun, Inclusivity, Kindness, Maturity, Minecraft, pixelated, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, safe space, Server, smp, Survival, Toxicity, vet, Videos, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Emeralds Found:	1512	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

DementiaCraft Overview

Server Name	DementiaCraft
Community	Players aged 25 and above
Mission	To cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years old or above to join.
Can I create content on the server?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months.
How long does it take to process applications?	Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications.

Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchantments Applied:	102	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Math Master Minecraft SMP

algebraic proficiency, arithmetic skills, computational expertise, geometric knowledge, Master, Math, math application, math expertise, math proficiency, math proficiency level, math skills, math usage, math utilization, mathematical competency, mathematical fluency, mathematical knowledge, mathematical understanding, mathematics knowledge, Minecraft, numerical proficiency, numerical understanding, quantitative abilities, quantitative reasoning, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	97

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!

So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!

CraftyLiarDILNoSorry

anger, Apology, apology refusal, Birthday Party, charity fundraiser, Confrontation, confrontation aftermath, CraftyLiarDILNoSorry, daughter-in-law, denial, dishonesty, Family Events, family gatherings, family tension, favorite bakery, lost order, lying.., Rift, small gathering, social media, tension in the family

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my son’s wife’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of deception and drama that will make you question everything you know about family gatherings.

Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.

With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.

LazyLootMC SMP

abundance mindset, daily income, dream life, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, LazyLootMC, life without work, Lifestyle Design, living the dream, luxury living, manifesting abundance, passive income, personal growth, pursue hobbies, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress-free living, travel the world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!

Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.

Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.