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NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	545
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Animals Bred:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Star Shards Collected:	292

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Void Gems Collected:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

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Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Items Found:	6108	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1501
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	8919	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!