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CreeperDinnerDrama

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	117414	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	139	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

CraftingCashWaste

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Void Gems Collected:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Votes:	5793	Astral Projections Made:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

AustrianCraft2021

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	652	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

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””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Animals Bred:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉