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HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	7887
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	990177	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Votes:	596
Void Gems Collected:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!

MapleCraft Server

American dream, Canadian expats, Canadians, citizenship, cross-border, cultural exchange, economic strain, EMIGRATION, expatriates, Financial Stability, foreign nationals, immigration, international move, Job Opportunities, MapleCraft, moving to the U.S., North America, quality of life, record levels, Relocation, Server, tax pressures

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Items Found:	5152
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
New Chunks Explored:	364606	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

so like, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about all that boring stuff cuz we got a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where taxes don’t exist and everyone speaks in emojis.

Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.

So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

CraftyKimJongUn

Armament, Conflict, CraftyKimJongUn, Diplomacy, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, provocation, putin, russia, sanctions, Tension, threat, Ukraine, united states, West

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Votes:	6833	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Farms Harvested:	750	Emeralds Found:	2571
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!

we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.

come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!