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SavoryCerealCraft

Breakfast, breakfast ideas, breakfast options, cereal alternatives, culinary experimentation, flavor combinations, food creativity, food culture, Food Industry, food innovation, food trends, savory breakfast, savory dishes, savory flavors, savory snacks, savory treats, SavoryCerealCraft, savoury cereal, unconventional breakfast, unconventional food, unique flavors

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	102	Endless Night Skies:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of chickens and the cows do the moonwalk while milking themselves. Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on this server. And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant gummy bears that give you superpowers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Plus, every time you respawn, you’ll be greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat and monocle. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT cannon minigame that will literally blow your mind).

Nirvana Craft BR

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft server RPG Survival Enchanting Economy PVP KitPvP Skyblock Creative Vanilla Minigames Faction Skywars Prison Pixelmon Parkour Build Battle Capture the Flag Hardcore Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	68

Nirvana Craft BR * Ping BR * McMMO * Terrain Protection * Warp Players * Create your own player store * Voting system and store votes * Server store, create your farm and get rich * Custom Villager Exchanges * Exclusive PVP and Campaign maps * Resource World, Nether, End and Vanilla Survival World * Mob Spawner can be picked up with Silk Touch Pickaxe * 24h Online waiting for you * Version 1.20+ Bedrock (Mobile) and Java (PC) * Personalized enchanted books and +

ncbr.sanandreas.net.br:25569

Moonbat’s Vanilla Minecraft: No Actual Moonbats Included 1.20.6 Java Edition

1.20.6, Active, Actual, Creative, Edition, Griefing, host, Included, Ip:, java, Join, Maintaining, Maps, Max8abug, Minecraft, Moonbats, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safety, Semi Vanilla, smp, Trust, Updating, Vanilla, viafabricplus

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Towns Built:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative Server, No-Griefing Survival SMP, Griefing SMP
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.20.6 (You can join on 1.21 with viafabricplus)

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on version 1.21?

A: Yes, you can join on 1.21 with viafabricplus.

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

GayCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bisexual, coming out, Diversity, GayCraft, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Is she gay, Lesbian, LGBT community, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, Pansexual, pride, queer, questioning sexuality, same sex relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Transgender

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	335
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between llamas and chickens, participate in dance-offs with creepers, and solve the mystery of who keeps stealing all the pumpkin pies from the village bakery. And as for the question “Is she gay?” Well, let’s just say our server is so inclusive that even the Ender Dragon is questioning its own identity. So come on over and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PawCraft SMP: Where Dogs and Cats Have Their Own Factions and Drama!

autistic pattern recognition, behavioral traits, breeds, categorization, Cats, Daylight, Dogs, Drama, Evil, Factions, genetic designs, genetic diversity, humans, landscape, Logic, memetic warfare, Nature, PawCraft, prediction, Races, racism, Senses, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	91	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret society of genetically modified chickens that can do the Macarena on command. Yes, you heard that right – dancing chickens! And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we host every Sunday, where players compete to see who can stay on a llama the longest while wearing a tutu.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden underground city filled with talking potatoes that give out quests for players to complete. And rumor has it, there’s a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and speaks in reverse.

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join our server today! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of ours – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your virtual life.

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

awkward situation, Boundaries, group dynamics, heavy drinking, lighthearted fun, making fun of people, mean questions, Minecraft, party behavior, party games, party pooper, peer pressure, personal values, refusing to play, secrets game, Server, social interactions, social norms, social pressure, toxic game, ToxicCraft, uncomfortable situation, uncomfortable social dynamics

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8749	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take party games to a whole new level! Join us for some epic virtual fun and games that will leave you questioning your friendships and sanity.

Ever wanted to play a game of secrets where you can roast your friends without them knowing? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a game where you can do just that! Whisper your most savage questions to your friends and watch as chaos ensues. Who has the most messed up teeth? Who is the ugliest person in the virtual room? The possibilities are endless!

But beware, if you refuse to answer a question, you’ll have to take shots until you spill the beans. And if you try to opt-out like a party pooper, you’ll be labeled as the bad guy who ruined the night. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with awkward moments, questionable friendships, and plenty of laughs. Who knew virtual party games could be this outrageous? Don’t be the one to miss out on the madness!

PS5PartyPooper

AITAH, ANNOYED, bad mood, beer pong, call of duty, Communication, Conflict, embarrassed, Friend, Guilt, house warming, kicking out, OBLIGATION, partner, Party, PS5, PS5PartyPooper, response, social event, TV, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can game in peace without any annoying interruptions? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee no one will bring a PlayStation 5 to a housewarming party and hog the TV all night long.

Imagine a world where you can play Minecraft without someone blasting Call of Duty in the background, causing chaos and embarrassment. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life party drama and awkward situations.

Don’t worry about being forced to socialize or play beer pong when all you want to do is build your dream world in Minecraft. On our server, you can game in peace without any distractions or obligations.

So if you’re tired of dealing with party poopers and want a Minecraft experience free from unwanted guests and their PlayStation 5s, join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfCraft SMP

best place to live, best state, live in USA, quality of life, smp, state attractions, state climate, state community, state comparison, state cost of living, state diversity, state education system, state healthcare system, state housing market, state job market, state opportunities, state rankings, state recreation, state safety, StateOfCraft, top state to live, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Animals Bred:	95
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a castle made of Jell-O.

Join our server and you’ll be living in the best state in the USA – Minecraftia! Our state has all the amenities you could ever want, from pixelated palm trees to virtual volleyball courts. Plus, our state bird is a chicken that lays golden eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most epic state in the USA!

CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!