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Crafty Colonizers: Where Whores and Genocide Happen for Fun!

activism, built for BWC, Colonization, colonized whores, colonizers, Crafty, decolonization, discrimination, ethnic genocide, Exploitation, Fun, Genocide, happen, historical trauma, human rights violations, intersectionality, marginalized communities, Oppression, power dynamics, racism, resistance, sexual violence, social inequality, systemic injustice, White Supremacy, Whores

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to the most niche of interests – BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to building extravagant brothels for colonized NPCs and organizing epic battles for ethnic cleansing?

Picture this: you and your friends team up to create the most luxurious and scandalous brothel in all of Minecraft, complete with diamond-encrusted beds and redstone-operated trap doors for that extra spice. And when you’re not busy satisfying the needs of your virtual clientele, you can partake in thrilling battles to rid the land of pesky NPCs from different ethnic backgrounds. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims meets Game of Thrones, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and morality, look no further than our BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide server. Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life!

Y’allcraft – Redneck Adventures & Hillbilly Banter

Adolf Hitler, Adventures, anti-semitism, banter, controversy, culture, dictator, Dictatorship, Dixie, Edition, Friends, heritage, Hillbilly, History, Holocaust, nationalism, Nazi Germany, Politics, Propaganda, racism, redneck, Southern US, world war II, Yallcraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5699
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Adolf Hitler edition! Join us for a wild ride through history as we recreate all of Hitler’s greatest moments in Minecraft form.

Build your very own Nazi bunker complete with swastika flags and secret passages. Take part in epic battles against Allied forces and conquer Europe one block at a time. Don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include historically accurate uniforms and weapons for you to use.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly “Blitzkrieg” events where players race to see who can conquer the most territory in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets to be Fuhrer for a day and make all the rules.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a dictator in Minecraft. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually support Hitler or his actions. It’s just a hilarious way to spice up your Minecraft experience. Join now and let the Third Reich rise again!

AnonymousCraft: Server No. 673419458 – Where even the creepers wear masks!

ANONYMOUS, AnonymousCraft, Antiques, appraisal, Assessment, collectible, CREEPERS, estimate, Evaluation, Investment, market value., Masks, no. 673419458, Pricing, rare, Server, unidentified, unknown, valuable, valuable item, valuable object, Valuation, vintage, wear, WORTH..

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little tale…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sheer madness of it all that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every inch of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player to stumble upon it and become the richest miner in all the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Trust us, it’s worth it!

PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

acceptance, alliances, BROWN, BTFO, BUILD, controversy, dictate, Diversity, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, international relations, Israel, Muslim, nu/pol, opinion, Poland, PolishIsraeli, PolishPiggyCraft, Politics, shils, social media, solidarity, Stronger, Support, tolerance, tranny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

acceptance, BiCrafters, biphobia, Bisexual, discrimination, Diversity, educate, equality, fluidity, Fun, greedy, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, misconceptions, Pansexual, prejudice, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Whores

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	4760
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!