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ThoughtfulCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Australia, business moves, consumerist society, current affairs, Economy, educated citizens, governmental politics, goyball., Japan, Japanese internet users, japanese yen, Minecraft, ngubu, online discussion, Politics, Saudi Arabia, Server, sports, thoughtful, ThoughtfulCraft, trending topics, uk, westerners

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5221	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	9738	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will expand your mind and make you question your existence? Look no further than our server, where we discuss the economy and politics of Minecraft like true intellectuals.

While other servers are busy talking about sports slop and mindless entertainment, we’re diving deep into the value of diamonds, major business moves in the game, and the politics of building alliances.

Join us and become part of a community that will challenge your thinking and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs Ngubu kicking the goyball when you can have a stimulating conversation about the Japanese Yen and the best way to mine for resources?

Don’t be a basic player, join our server and level up your Minecraft experience in ways you never thought possible. It’s time to say “Owari da” to boring servers and hello to a world of intellectual stimulation and endless possibilities.

CraftyHonkai – Where Minecraft meets Honkai Impact 3rd for ultimate chaos and fun! #944

3rd, abyss, Chaos, Character impression trailer, CN supply, CraftyHonkai, Deepspace Anchor, discussion, Dreamseeking Voyage Trailer, Elf Skill Upgrades, Event, First Light Preview, First Light Tutorial Video, Fun, Guide, hig, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Impact, Journey Crisis, MA cycles, meets, Minecraft, newbie, Resources, S-rank Battlesuit Senadina Deepspace Anchor, Shattered Swords VN, St. Freya Special Event, Thelema gameplay, Ultimate, v7.3, v7.4 patch notes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Votes:	6267	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Forget about boring old servers, ours is like the Honkai Impact 3rd of Minecraft worlds. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the adventure of a lifetime and join our server today! Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky villagers trying to scam you out of your emeralds.

Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

2008, 2016, Crafty, Create, creating, FANTASY, greentexters, gttfw, humor, imagination, incel, internet culture, meme, normalfaggots, Online Community, perfect, perfect women, retarded, satire, Server, social media, tfw, trolling, twitter, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

Blocky Boobies: The Minecraft Server for Anime Fans and Memelords

“2000s”, animated series, Anime, blocky, boobies, Catgirl, character-driven, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, di gi charat, Fans, friendship, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Manga, Memelords, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nyo, Otaku, Parody, school life, Server, slice of life

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas, and even befriending a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these diamond-laying chickens!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

attractiveness, Babes, beauty, Beers, blocky, Communication, Confidence, doubt, Honesty, hot, important, Insecurity, love, Marriage, partner, physical appearance, questions, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, Spouse, Support, Trust, validation, Wife

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?

Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures: Where Minecraft meets memes and mayhem!

Adventures, blocky, Boring, CONTENT, Digital, digital fatigue, endless scrolling, Entertainment, games, Immersive, Interactive, internet, MAYHEM, McBlockface, Media, meets, memes, Minecraft, more, movies, ONLINE, Reality, screen time, streaming, Technology, virtual, wish

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring internet? Have you conquered every game and watched every movie out there? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant unlimited power and hilarity. But beware, the banana is guarded by a mischievous army of dancing creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s tallest and most majestic chicken tower? Climb to the top and bask in the glory of our feathered overlords as they squawk and strut their stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boredom forever!

AnimeTittyCraft: Where Russian Boys and Japanese Girls Unite for Epic Adventures!

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, AnimeTittyCraft, Boy, Boys, comedy, cultural exchange, Diversity, ecchi, ENJOYER, Epic, Fan Service, FANTASY, fetishization, Girls, harem, Japan, japanese, Otaku, perfect, romance, Russian, Stereotypes, tits, unite, WMAF

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2245
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	483560

Are you a fan of WMAF relationships in anime? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated love stories between a white block and an Asian block. Witness the drama unfold as they navigate through creepers, zombies, and skeletons to find true blocky love. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own WMAF block romance on our server! So come on over and join us for a love story like no other.

Blocky Booty Bounce House

1. desire, attraction, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, craving, deep connection, FANTASY, fulfillment, House, intense desire, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Passion, physical connection, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Sensuality, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, yearning

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	859	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a wild adventure like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who is rumored to drop a diamond-encrusted egg if you can defeat him in battle.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and the chance to fulfill your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to dance!

ancient traditions, arab, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Dance, fanfic, Greek, History, Jews, judaism, magical adventures, Main character, Middle Eastern culture, Mythology, picrel, Religion, religious beliefs, religious texts, Resist, Son, storytelling, urge, wacky adventures, yhwh

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	8369

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where we have more drama than a Greek tragedy and more twists than an Arabian Nights tale!

Join us as we embark on magical adventures, just like YHWH’s son in that crazy fanfic. Who knows, you might even become the main character in your own wacky adventure with YHWH himself (now with an Arab name for extra spice)!

Don’t be like the Jews in the pic, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Crafty Dilemma: Buy Both Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks? We’ve got it! How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords? Yep, we’ve got that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for golden potatoes. Need a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want a house made entirely of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? The llamas are waiting to show you the way!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The Minecraft Madness Show

adaptation, AMERICANS, BBC, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming, madness, Media, Minecraft, Pandemonium, pixelated, Race, RELENTLESS, scandal, sex, Show, television, tv show, video game, white women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3144

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you witness such epic showdowns.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their dance moves. Get your groove on with a dancing creeper or break it down with a twerking skeleton – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, only to discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking chicken? Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you next!