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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4422 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 4903 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!