come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a reformist but also likes to execute 700 people for funsies! who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaotic energy? come build your own gallows and watch the fireworks as the president goes on a killing spree! join now for the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime!
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CraftyExecutioner700
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BlockyJusticeSyria
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a justice minister who oversees executions! watch as he swings his pixelated sword with precision and finesse, bringing justice to all who dare step out of line. we promise you’ll never see a more thrilling show than this! join now for a front row seat to the action-packed drama unfolding in our virtual world. who needs netflix when you have our server? come see what all the hype is about!
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CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy
lol so this server is like if zelenskyy was a minecraft player and called putin all these crazy names like deaf, bare-a**ed, mammoth, and voldemort. u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna be wild like a herd of stampeding creepers. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in that interview. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy adventures await u. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!
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CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the syrian caretaker government is hiking public sector salaries by 400%!! why, u ask? well, because the villagers in our server are on strike and demanding higher pay for their hard work of trading with players. but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns
okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.
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CraftyTrudeauResigns
so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!
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SpaceXPizzaTelecomFun
so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.
so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.
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ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit
so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.
plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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KremlinEscapeCraft
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can escape reality like slovak prime minister fico did when he disappeared after visiting the kremlin but was actually chillin in a fancy hotel in vietnam. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that lets u pull off epic disappearing acts like that? plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. join now and let’s make some wild memories together!
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CraftyArgPoverty36.8%
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% just by playing!we have magical blocks that turn into diamonds when you mine them, and pigs that fly around dropping golden apples.
our community is filled with unicorns and dragons that help you build the most epic castles and villages you’ve ever seen.
join now and watch as your in-game riches grow faster than the poverty rate in Argentina!