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EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever. -
SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject
so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top? -
SnowballCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.
we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!
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SnowballHellCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎
also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉
oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥
join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂
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GreenlandNot4SaleCraft
so, like, this server is like, totally not for sale, just like Greenland, ya know? but unlike Greenland, this server is like, super cool and totally worth joining. like, imagine if Donald Trump Jr visited this server, he would be like, “whoa, this place is way better than Greenland!”we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server. like, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items and mobs. and don’t even get me started on the giant diamond castle in the sky that you can only access by riding a flying pig.
plus, the Danish PM totally loves this server. he’s always online, building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. so if you wanna be as cool as the Danish PM, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, you won’t regret it. #NotForSaleButTotallyWorthIt
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CraftyBerlin
lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
